The Top 10 Reasons Why This Post Will Never Make It To The Front Page Of Digg

OK, I thought I would have a little fun today. One of the more popular Search Engine Optimization (SEO) tactics recently has been to try and get a blog or website onto the front page of social media site Digg.

I have attempted to do this in the past but have had had no success. I have no reason to think that this post will be any different, so today I give you: The Top 10 Reasons Why This Post Will Never Make It To The Front Page Of Digg:

10. I am submitting the post myself.

9. I am not a popular Digg user.

8. I am posting it at around 10am EST when the more popular Digg users are also submitting things.

7. This blog is a business themed blog but this post has been submitted to humour.

6. This post/blog does not have anything to do with technology, funny pictures, 9/11 conspiracies, how to get laid or any other topic the typical Digg user is interested in.

5. This post/blog does not mention Iraq, Obama, Ron Paul, the possibility of recession or any other current events.

4. This post is not very funny.

3. This post is a blatant example of an attempt at contrarian linkbaiting aimed solely at getting Diggs.

2. This post’s title is inaccurate since there are actually only 9 reasons on the list.